shafeeq

2006-03-23T06:03:00.000-08:00

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it and began her class. The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word "penis" again on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the days lesson.

Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each days word larger than the previous days word.

Finally one day she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead found the words,

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

2006-03-23T05:56:00.000-08:00

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

hahaha will update more jokes

2006-02-10T04:46:00.000-08:00

a rap i made in 5 mins for min and haizal

You can't stop it if I stop you I can
Here comes min, the gayest man
Ooh ahh,min will cum ya on your face and then he'll fuck ya
Inside of my zal's room, where he can fuck you in the ass with a broom
And a baseball bat, swing for the reaches
min with haizal fucking geylang's bitches
Cut his toenail, stuff it in their mouths, those bitches

Ha yeah oh no! Yes yo no Mr. Homo
All right let's settle down it's time for class and Mr. Zal is gay
Aw, yeah suckas, gather up! It's about time you busted a nut!
'Bout time you let go, bout time
You found out retarded people are slow
But there's more to recite cause they can't hide their true feelings
True stealing I'm jumpin' all for you
Can you feel my card hand dealing? I'm dealin lucky numbers
And if you're the next one you might stumble down that
Flight of stairs, but I don't care there ain't no help for you
There ain't no repair you might end up make you bleed
You ain't movin, zal and min Oh no! Oh no! oh no!

hehe nice with my beat

2006-02-06T06:39:00.000-08:00

USEFUL TIPS TO LIFE

whenever your walking and u need a car.
find a car that u like. find a way into it. now u dont have the key to the car. open the dashboard (which is below the steering wheel) find two similar wires now. cars made b4 1999, u have to connect the red wires but cars made after 1999 u need to find 2 similar wires likewise green green,white white etc. after that twist the wire and vroom onwards u go

2006-01-25T03:40:00.000-08:00

questions for u guys. tag to answer.

what has many holes but yet it could hold water like a bucket when full,water would come out of it. (hint:household item).

Things You Guys Probably Don't Know.

the mystery of the boiling water.

get 2 ice cubes tray.pour on 1 of the trays cold water and the other boiling water.
wait for an hour and u will see that the boiling water tray would be frozen to ice and the cold water tray has just turned to ice.

2006-01-24T06:13:00.000-08:00

animations i made

last animation made by micheal made by his wife linda

2005-12-11T11:03:00.000-08:00

gonna change the template of my blog with the help of my sis.
just got it back from chaos. so catch u guys later.

respect the unrespected but if i respect the unrespected then i dont need to respect the unrespected no more because they are already respected but

2005-11-20T11:39:00.001-08:00

how could they be respected when i couldnt respect them because i have to respect the unrespected.

heheh what an idiot i am

i know that u know that i know that u know

2005-11-20T11:39:00.000-08:00

u know that i know that i know that u know

2005-11-20T11:36:00.000-08:00